Seinfeld limo driver

Aaron Kanarek Protestor 1 as Protestor 1. Ray Glanzmann Protester 2 as Protester 2. Joseph Kanarek Protester 1 as Protester 1 uncredited. Tom Cherones. Storyline Edit.

George meets Jerry at the airport as scheduled but his car broke down on the way there and now don't have a way to get back. When Jerry notices a limo driver waiting for someone named O'Brien, he knows the passenger will never show up since he was supposed to be on Jerry's flight but refused boarding. George has a solution to their problem - just tell the driver he's O'Brien and they'll get a free ride into Manhattan.

When the driver tells them he's taking them to Madison Square Garden, they assume they're going to see a Knicks-Bulls game. They're joined by an interesting pair of bodyguards and soon realize that it's not a basketball game they're going to. Add content advisory. Did you know Edit.

You don't look like an O'Brien. George: Me? Jerry: I may not look like a Murphy but I act like a Murphy. George: He's extremely Murphy. He's Murphy to a fault. Tim: Where are you from? Jerry: Dublin.

Parents came over here when I was eighteen. Cereal famine. Couldn't get a bowl anywhere. Lush rolling hills. And the peat! Ah, the peat. Tim: Sounds more like Scottish. Jerry: We were right on the border. Quote from Kramer. Kramer: I'm telling you, something's going on. I can feel it, sense it. Elaine: I'm sure he was just joking around. Kramer: Oh, no, no, no. This is no joke. Oh, my God. Elaine: What? What is it? Kramer: Don't you see?

There's always been something very strange about Jerry. Always so clean and organized. Do I have to spell it out for you? The limo? The name? The rally at Madison Square Garden? Jerry and O'Brien are the same person. Jerry is the leader of the Aryan Union! Elaine: Jerry's a nazi?! Kramer: I can't believe I didn't see it.

Elaine: Listen, you idiot! Just calm down! I know Jerry, he's not a Nazi. Kramer: You don't think so? Elaine: No, he's just neat. Quote from George. George: It's all departures. I see nothing but departures. Man: There's a clock over there. They always have, they always will. Tim: We'll be ready in a minute. George: Would you excuse us for a minute Tim boy, we're kind of in the middle of something.

Tim: With all due respect, Mr. O'Brien, we're just about to leave. George: Tim, who's the head of the Aryan Union, you or me? Tim: You are. George: And who's responsible for making hate mongering and fascism popular again? George: Good. I think you forgot something. Tim: I'm sorry.

Now get out. Tim leaves. George: Okay, what are we gonna do? Jerry: I don't know. George: Alright, how's this? We wait till we get to your street corner, we see Elaine and Kramer then we get out. They can't shoot us in the city. Jerry: Nah.

No one's ever been shot in the city. Cut back to Elaine and Kramer on the corner. Kramer: I'm telling you, something's going on. I can feel it, sense it. Elaine: I'm sure he was just joking around. Kramer: Oh no no no, this is no joke. That's not funny.

Oh my god. Elaine: What is it? Kramer: Don't you see? There's always been something very strange about Jerry, always so clean and organized. Do I have to spell it out for you? The limo? The name? The rally at Madison Square Garden? Jerry, O'Brien are the same person. Jerry is the leader of the Aryan Union! Elaine: Jerry's a nazi?! Kramer: I can't believe I didn't see it.

Elaine: Listen, you idiot! Just calm down! I know Jerry, he's not a nazi. Kramer: You don't think so. Elaine: No, he's just neat. Tim: You know it's funny. You don't look like an O'Brien.

George: Me?? George and Jerry laugh nervously. Tim: And you really don't look like a Murphy. Jerry: I may not look like a Murphy but I act like a Murphy. George: He's extremely Murphy. He's Murphy to a fault. Tim: Where are you from?

Jerry: Dublin. Parents came over here when I was eighteen. Cereal famine. Couldn't get a bowl anywhere. Tim: Sounds more like Scottish.

Jerry: We were right on the border. Cut back to the street corner. Kramer: Maybe he's with the company. Elaine: What? Kramer: The CIA! Maybe they placed him in there to infiltrate the organization from within. Elaine: What about his comedy act? Kramer: That's the perfect cover!

All that time on the road? Look Jerry, he's too normal to be a comedian. These comedians, they're sick, neurotic people. Elaine: What about George? Kramer: What about him, he's part of it. His whole personality is a disguise. No real person can act the way he does.

Elaine, I'm telling you they're with the organization. They're all part of it. He's in there with Helms and Hunt and Liddy, that whole crowd. George and Jerry, they probably know who killed Kennedy! Elaine: I'll bet they were even in on it.

Kramer: Alright, what are we gonna do? I'm not gonna let him hurt you. Elaine: Kramer, you're hurting me! Quick cut to the now approaching limo. George: Those are my friends I was telling you about. We're gonna talk to them, pull over. Elaine: Get off of me!!

The limo pulls over and George and Jerry get out. This attracts the attention of Dan and his friends standing at a nearby bus stop.

Man: O'Brien? Is that him? Man 2: Yeah, that's him. Man 3: Look there's O'Brien! Man 4: Filthy nazi bastard! All four: Let's get him!! They begin running full speed towards the gang. George: What do I do?! What do I do?! Jerry: Get in the car! Get in the car! George, Elaine, Jerry and Kramer all jump into the limo which speeds off. Kramer pointing to Jerry : O'Brien.

Long time no see. How's tricks, Murphy? Tim: Why did you call him O'Brien and him Murphy? Jerry: No, he was talking to me, he's cross-eyed. Elaine: It could be very confusing. The limo phone rings Kramer answers it. Kramer: Yeah? Eva: It's for me. Kramer: O'Brien? Well that's weird. Eva gun drawn : Who are you? George and Jerry begin simultaneous explanations about how George's car broke down when he went to pick Jerry up at the airport.

Cut back to Jodi Baskerville, reporting live. Jodi: A limousine has just pulled up it's being surrounded by a huge group of protestors, this has the makings of a very ugly scene. Cut back to the limo, Elaine has joined the group explanation, none of the three are intelligible at this point.

Jodi: They are banging on the car, trying to flip it over. The police seem unable or unwilling to control the crowd, I would imagine Mr. O'Brien must be having some very grave doubts if he made the right choice for his first public appearance. The explanations are becoming more heated and less understandable, the limo is rocking violently and Tim and Eva are becoming unnerved.

Eva: Get out!! Elaine: Look, it's Dan! Hi Dan! George: I am not O'Brien! I am not O'Brien! I'm not O'Brien! George: Would you excuse us for a minute, Tim boy, we're, uh, kind of in the middle of something. Tim: With all due respect, Mr. O'Brien, we're just about to leave. Tim: You are. George: And who is responsible for making hatemongering and fascism popular again?

George: Okay? I think you forgot something. Tim: I'm sorry. George: Good. Now, get out. Tim leaves. Jerry: Excuse me, driver, why are we getting off this exit? Chauffeur: To pick up the other members of your party. George: Right. The other members of our party. What other members of our party? I didn't even know we were in a party. Oh, I'm telling you, the jig is up. Jerry: It was a bad jig to begin with. We never should've started this jig. George: It was a good jig.

Jerry: It was a bad jig, a terrible, terrible jig. What are we gonna do now? They're gonna know you're not O'Brien. George: There could be more than one O'Brien on a plane who ordered a limo. Jerry: First of all, you don't look like any O'Brien, period. George: Well, you should've been O'Brien!

Jerry: I don't even wanna be Murphy anymore! Do I still have to be Murphy? George: Yes, you have to be Murphy! Jerry: It makes no sense now, me being Murphy! George: You're Murphy!